46 question on my best friend

i dun know y my darling ling always aim me to continue her test-est. so today there is another one more

46 questions on my best friend. :D

1) What is his/her full name?- Ng Li Jing

2) Does he/she has a boyfriend/girlfriend? – YES! And he look fierce x)

3) Do you know a secret about him/her? – eh I not sure.

4) How old is he/she? -19!

5) Has he/she ever cooked for you? – we cook together, but most of the time is she doing the cooking =))

6) Is this person older than you? - YES!

7) When was the last time you thought about him/her? – ½ an hour ago. Wanted to ask her go ss

8) Are you related to this person? – NO, but I’m her legendary neighbour

9) Are you really close to him/her? - Of course! We are friends + neighbour for 10 YEARS!!

10) Do you have a nickname for each other? – I call her jing. She call me zongjin

11) How many times do you talk to this person in a week? – depends, coz she is real busy at times

12) Do you think she/he will repost this? - Nope, coz she does not have a blog.

13) Could you live with this person? – no, she will die of my annoying-ness

14) Why is this person your number 1? - Cause I can tell her everything, she knows me the best. [espically wat food I do not like]

15) How long have you known this person? – since pri 1. 10 yrs and still counting

16) Have you ever been to the mall with this person? – lol, of course, espically to AMK hub

17) Have you ever had a sleep over with him/her? – Currently no, she is just 7 floor below mind house

18) If you ever moved away would you miss this person? - DUH! Of course!

19) Have you ever given this person something? - YES! Birthday present?
20) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person? – stupid yes! A lot, but not illegal things

21) Do you know everything about this person? – can say 85% ?

22) Would you date this person's siblings? – no way!

23) Do you miss him/her? – no, if I miss her I just go down. Lol.

24) Have you fought before? – yes, when we were young. Coz I was very XIAO QI

25) Have you gone skinny dipping with this person? – NO!! NO!! NO!!

26) Does this person have a fetish? – wats tat?

27) Is she/he on drugs? - NOOOOOO! She isn’t that kind of ppl.

28) Do you know this person's shoe size? – ehh, 4 or 5?

29) Have you ever worn this person's clothes? – no way, I cant fit in. her clothes are way too small for me.

30) Have you and this person made up a hand shake?- As in? Shakehand; definately YES.

31) If it was "freaky friday" would you switch bodies with this person? – no! her life is so stressful

32) Has this person ever seen you dance? – nope

33) Have you ever heard this person sing?- YES
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34) Do you know this persons friendster password? – nah

35) Do you know this persons best friend? – ME!

36) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted more than 2 days?- dun think so ba.

37) Does this person cry alot? – no she dosent cry infront of me

38) Have you met any of this person's family? – duhh, the parents know me too.

39) have you and this person went clubbing? – Nope. I think we both dun like clubbing

40) Do you know how to make this person feel happy? – she is too fierce to make her happy

41) Do you and this person talk a lot?- when we are together

42) Have you licked this person? –dun think so?

43) Have this person ever yelled at you? – no ba?

44) have you and this person got into a fist fight? – we are all si wen ren

45) Do you love this person?- YES! she is the one who knows me best!

46) Do you want to be with him/her forever? - Definitely! Tagged one person to do it! – aaron lao gong baa?46 questions on my best friend. :D

i have a joke for u guys today.!

mummy ask my daddy to help her buy [mang guang] a kind of fruit-vegetable.

mum: help me see if seng song got anot, dun have than u go market buy.
dad: ok
dad: how many u wan?
mum: 2. 2 big ones

when daddy come home,
mum: wah y so heavy? open up. WAHHH Y SO BIG?
dad: u said u wan 2 big ones wat, not meh?
me: laugh until stomach pain.

daddy bought real big ones bigger than my face.
so, tmr jolene and aaron got KOU FU ler. =))

You'll never know your bf might be a cannibal in future!

Issei Sagawa - A Taste for Beauty
THE CONFESSION - “You are delicious.”

[Excerpt from In the Fog, Sagawa’s post-cannibal best-selling account of his murder of fellow Dutch student Ren醇Pe Hartevelt in Paris]

11th JUNE, 1981 - ” I am amazed. She’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Tall, blonde, with pure white skin, she astonishes me with her grace.

I invited her to my home for a Japanese dinner. She accepts. After the meal I asked her to read my favorite German Expressionist poem.

As she reads i can’t keep my eyes off her.

After she leaves I can still smell her body on the bed sheet where she sat reading the poem. I lick the chopsticks and dishes she used.

I can taste her lips. My passion is so great. I want to eat her. If I do she will be mine forever. There is no escape from this desire.

I arrange for her to read the poem for me once more. I lie to her. I tell her I want to record the poem on tape for my Japanese teacher.

She believes. I prepare everything. The cassette recorder for the poem, the rifle for the sacrifice.

She arrives on time. After drinking tea and whisky, she speaks. She smiles at me.

But I know inside that I’m the strangest one of all. Her yellow sleeveless top shows off her beautiful white arms. I can smell her body.

I turn on the recorder. She starts to read . She speaks in perfect German. I reach for the rifle hidden beside the chest of drawers.

I stand slowly and aim the riffle at the back of her head. I cannot stop myself.

There is a loud sound and her body falls from the chair onto the floor. It is like she is watching me.

I see her cheeks, her eyes, her nose and mouth, the blood pouring from her head. I try to talk to her, but she no longer answers.

There is blood all over the floor. I try to wipe it up, but I realize I cannot stop the flow of blood from her head.

It is very quiet here. There is only the silence of death.

I start to take off her clothes. It is hard to take the clothes off a dead body. Finally it is done. Her beautiful white body is before me. I’ve waited so long this day and now it is here. I touch her ass. It is so very smooth. I wonder where I should bite first. I decide to bite the top of her butt. My nose is covered with her cold white skin. I try to beat down hard, but I can’t. I suddenly have a horrible headache. I get a knife from the kitchen and stab it deeply into her skin.

Suddenly a lot of sallow fat oozes from the wound. It reminds me of Indian corn. It continues to ooze. It is strange. Finally I find the red meat under the sallow fat. I scoop it out and put it in my mouth. I chew. It has no smell and no taste. It melts in my mouth like a perfect piece of tuna. I look in her eyes and say: “You are delicious.”

I cut her body and lift the meat to my mouth again and again. Then I take a photograph of her white corpse with its deep wounds.

I have sex with her body. When I hug her she lets out a breath. I’m frightened, she seems alive. I kiss her and tell her I love her.

Then I drag her body to the bathroom. By now I am exhausted, but I cut into her hip and put the meat in a roasing pan.

After it is cooked I sit at the table using her underwear as a napkin. They still smell of her body.

Then I turn on the tape of her reading the German poem and eat.

There is not enough taste. I use some salt and some mustard and it is delicious, very high quality meat. Then I go back to the bathroom and cut off her breast.

and bake it. It swells while it cooks. I serve the breast on the table and eat it with a fork and knife. It isn’t very good. Too greasy.

I try to cut into another part of her body. Her thighs were wonderful. Finally she is in my stomach. Finally she is in my stomach. Finally
she is mine. It is the best dinner I’ve ever had.Afterwards I sleep with her.

Next morning she is still here. She doesn’t smell bad. Today I must finish cutting up her body.I have to put it into suitcases and sink it in the lake.

It will be her grave.

I touch the cold body again and I wonder where I should start. I start to cut off all the meat before amputating the limbs.

While I cut her calf I suddenly want to taste it. I see the beautiful red meat beneath the fat.

I grasp her knee and her ankle, and tear it with my teeth. It is tender. I slowly chew and savor it.

After eating most of the calf I look at myself in the mirror. There is grease all over my face. And then I start to eat at random.

I bite her little toe. It still smell of her feet. I stab the knife into her arch and see the red meat deep inside.

I thrust my fingers inside and dig out the meat and put it in my mouth.

It tastes okay. Then I stab the knife into her armpit.

Ever since I saw it under her yellow sleeveless top I wondered how it would taste this good. The wonderful taste cheers me up and I devour her underarm up to the elbow.

Finally I cut off her private parts. When I touch the pubic hair it has a very bad smell. I bite her clit, but it won’t come off, it just stretches. So I throw it in the frying pan and pop it in my mouth.

I chew very carefully and swallow it. It is so sweet.

After I swallow it, I feel her in my body and get hot. I turn the body over and open her buttocks, revealing her anus.

I scoop it out with my knife and try to put it in my mouth. It smells too much. I put it in the frying pan and throw it in my mouth.

It still smells. I spit it out. I go into the next room. It smell of fat, like I’ve been frying a chicken.

It’s been twenty-four hours now. Some huge flies hover and buzz in the bathroom. I try to chase them away, but they came back.

They swarm on her face. They seem to tell me that I’ve lost her forever. It is no longer her. Where is she? She’s gone far away.

I’ve broken her. Like a child who breaks his toy. I try to use an electric knife to cut her body. It doesn’t work. It just makes a loud sound.

I use a hatchet. I strike several times. It’s hard work. I strike her thigh. Her body jumps up. If she could feel, it would have hurt.

Finally the thigh separates from her body. I bite it again, like I would bite a chicken leg. Then I cut off her arms.

It is even harder than the thigh. I use the electric knife again. It makes a shrill sound, like the sound of her shrill voice.

It works this time. Her hand still wears a ring and a bracelet. When I see her long fingers I am driven by another impulse.

I use her hand to masturbate. Her long fingers excite me.

When I’m finished I try to bite her finger. I can’t. I’m disappointed. I put her hands into the plastic bag along with her legs.

And then I see her face. It is still quiet. She has a small nose and a sweet lower lip. When she was alive I wanted to bite them.

Now I can satisfy that desire. It’s so easy to bite off her nose. As I chew the cartilage I can hear the noise.

I use a knife to cut off more of the cartilage and put it in my mouth. It really doesn’t taste very good.

I scoop out her lower lip with my knife and put it in my mouth. It has hard skin. I decide to eat it later when I can fry it.

So I put it in the refrigerator.

I want her tongue. I can’t open her lower jaw, but I can reach in between her teeth. Finally it comes out. I cut it off and put it in my mouth.

It’s hard to chew. I see my face in the mirror. Her tongue entwined with my tongue. I try to close my mouth, but her tongue slips out.

Finally I cut the skin off the tongue and taste the meat.

I try to eat her eyes. It’s hard for me to stab into them, though it is the easiest part of her face. I can tears coming from them.

It frightens me. Her eyes are all that is left of her face. It is nearly a skull.

I decide to take out her stomach. When I stab under her navel a little fat appears and then I can see the red meat under the fat.

I slice a piece of the red meat and put it on a plate. Then I stab into the stomach. The internal organs appear.

There is a great length of rolled tubes and I find a gray bag at the end of the tubes. It must be the bladder. There is a strong smell as soon as I pick it up. I thrust my hand into her body cavity.

There is another bag. It must be her womb. If she had lived she would have had a baby in this womb. The thought depresses me for a moment.

I pull out the intestines. My hands sting from the digestive juices. At last I have to cut off her head.

It is the most difficult thing I have to do. I cut off the meat on her neck until I can see bone, then I cut again. She still wears her necklace.

I try to use the electric knife, but it doesn’t work very well. It just makes its shrill sound.

So I use the hatchet. I imagine myself on the guillotine. It is surprisingly easy to cut through.

With the head gone her body is now only flesh. When I grab the hair and hang up the head, I realize I am a cannibal.

I put the head in a plastic bag. I separate the body and put it into two plastic bags. They are heavy. It is hard to put them into the suitcases.

I am finished. It is midnight. I call a taxi.

I am back home. I turn the TV and open the refrigerator. I put the dishes on the glass table. I recognize each pieces of meat.

This is part of her hip and this is part of her thigh. I fry them on the stove. I set the table.

There is mustard, salt, pepper and sauce. I put her underwear beside the dish.

I sniff it and look at a nude woman in a magazine.

I try to remember which part of her is in my mouth, but it is difficult to connect the meat with a body. It just seems like a piece of meat.

I continue to eat her body until I am caught. Each day the meat becomes more tender, each day the taste is more sweet and delicious. ”

funny pic for the day

i'm alright, tat thumb drive did not killed my life.
wanted to post these pic yesterday but no mood.
so postpone it to today. =))

i super love tat Sony phone camera that has funny frames.


it takes 10 years to paint my lips ok!

he was charged abusing his wife.

to show his unhappiness he did this in front of the news reporters

another charged was his singing is too loud and affected his wife mood.

Wat an art.

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actually my mood for today was very good, and there is nice photo to upload.
but now my mood has gone to post all those f*****g photo.
my thumbdrive was soak in the water.
wats worse is tat my fnn coursework is gone.
chee bye la. now mood-less

charmaine sweetie

bla bla bla...
1st day of sch, and here this sweetie of mine came back from Melbourne
wif candies for me. +))
thanks char. K3

she is sweet at times, but crazy when her wires are not connected correctly.

MY 100 POST! yeah!!!

but this 100 post is not a good post.
having flu now, and tat sux okays!!
how nice if tmr is still a hoilday, so i could rest/slack for another day.

i know the words are cramp together, but after i edit it it still the same. so copy and paste to some other document to read.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.Hahahaha, poor donald duck.

It is legal to be a prostitute in Sienna, Italy if your name is Mary.

Police Check! What's your name? Mary? Okay, go back to whatever you were doing. Next! What's your name? Jane? You are under arrested.

Next!Barbie's full name is BarbaraMilicentRoberts.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

In bahrain : A male doctor may examine a woman's genitals but it is prohibited from lookin them directly. He may only see the reflection in the mirror.

Crazy wan lor, like tat Also looking at it what -.- What's the difference?

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

Wah! This one i dont want to believe. make sure that i sleep with my mouth closed in the future.

In liverpool, england : Topless saleswoman are legal - but only in tropical fish stores.

WHY?!

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the....)

The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Must be some boliao people staying at home playing with the calculator.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

The word racecar, noon, and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

In ancient England, people could not have sex without consent from the King. When people wanted to have a child, they had to solicit a permission from the monarchy, in turn, they would supply a plaque to hang on their door when they had relations.The plaque read, "Fornication Under Consent of King"...(F.U.C.K.)-that is the origin of the word.In cali, colombia : A woman may only have sex with her husband and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness it.

Wah~ Free porn for the mum

The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

No wonder people now beat up their children with a cane. It's even more painful than the palm lor!FONT>

An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

than how they know wats the time now?

It took Leonardo Da Vinci 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

Sex burns 360 calories per hour!

wah than i dunno muz do how many time in order to slim down!!!! haha. But on second thoughts, wont having sex for 1 hour be super tiring????!

Banging your head off a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Hee. So when you are bored, bang the wall!

the greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children.

Wah. the husband so powerful ah. than i wonder how they rmb their child's name?

In india : it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than buy a condom!

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

Naughty Kids.

In Hong Kong : a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)Wheeee. I like this rule.

No girl would dare to flirt with married man if this rule was made applicable for the whole world.

my new name QUEENY

I've found a new English name for myself. [YIPPY]

since i am SUPER QUEEN, i shall call myself Queenie or queeny.

just the spelling difference.

nice, and i love it.

comments on which spelling is better k?

jing and me made baked potato with our own creative sauce,

fricking nice cannnn????

aiya no need to tell u guys is nice actually, coz can see from the pic already wat. haha

I WAN MORE AND MORE BACON BEADS!!!

stupid computer, i waited for an hour before i can use it.
check files for an hour. dam it la

finally found my NU TEEN facial cleanser.

u guys think should i cut short hair?
i have the urge to cut it long ago but i now tat i will reget it after i cut it.
comments pls.
if i cut short


original look

HAPPY FATHER DAY

his the coolest dad.

i nearly forgot tat today is father's day, till i saw someone eles blog.

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Quiz! (:

a) What's your name? - xie zongjin. :D

b) What does your friends call you? - zongjin, jin arh

c) What time is it now? -1346.

d) If you could change your eye colour, what would it be? - bright red. +))

e) How many pillows are there on your bed? - One.

f) Who was the last text mesage you sent to? - no one

g) What colour is your shirt now? - blue.

h) Who's the fourth person on your contact list? - ah ma.

i) When was the last time you cried? - last week.

j) What school are you in now? - PEIRCE SECONDARY! <- sux

k) Do you have a crush? - Nope.

l) Who was the last person that made you laugh? - no one.

m) How long is your hair? - as long as u imagine.

n) What was the longest time you ever slept? - i dunno, never count before.

o) Have you seen your best friend cried? - yapp!

p) What thing you cant stand? - bias parents

q) What you wanna do now? - cut away my fats.

r) Would you sleep at a friend's house or have them over? - none of it.

s) When was the last time you scolded someone? - 13 june 08.

t) Would you like your friends to do this too? - up to them haha! :D

u) then ask five of your friends to do this test. - aaron, jolene, pei shan, beatrice andd whye keat. =))

copy this, do it and post it at ur blog

no show to watch now, so i rather blog. =))

waited for pede the other day. while waiting, here's the dead man. ^^

i feel tat pede's attitude has change totally. tats not the her tat once we know.

he said I'm his wife so ppl dun even think of snatching him away from me.

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movie was free yst-day. thanks to LJ haha. her brother-in-law treadted me. btw thanks.

and after movie yesterday went to LJ's house. his nephew is dam cute lor.

i wanner bring him home. arhhh!!! he looks exactly like his father cann! like photocopy one lor. i waner play wif him....!!! jing if u saw this, bring him to ur house lex i wan to play wif him.

at first he did not really dare to play wif me but after awhile is ok ler.

the photo here is not really clear, in actual he is VERY VERY VERY CUTE!!

and here's a photo of me taken by xuan xuan.

my 90th post

i have so much random things to blog today.

firstly, two unlike them de girls scold *F infront of me. but not to me la, so suprise.

next, is tat my friends are mad when they saw me at sumo house, and they know tat i am going there. lol.

followed up is tat they are having st. john camp now. hahaha orbi good, let u suffer arh.! and mr goh saw me but he did not say anything, another life escaped.

lastly watching kung fu panda later.

second time wif my lengenary neighbour but,

first time wif her nices, nephew and jie fu. =))

kaze i gotta bath now, i'm having a pop corn smell now.

i dun wan to go remedials, is so tiring. i need my beauty sleep. lalalalalalalalalalala. bored, very bored. having a urge to eat sumo house now? anyone wan?

pic of 5a1 girls outing at east coast park

when i got home my mum told me tat my brother got kidnap, i was totally shock la.

than i ask them whether they called my bro anot.

than they said tat the kidnap-per would chop off his hands and leg.

i was like WAT?

in the end is just a false alarm. bro is fine in the camp.

fuck on those china ppl.

no money dun come sgp la.

all my dirty words are coming out. but i shall not scold. will ruin my blog.

but i make sure i will show china ppl a fucking face next time.

my parents are showing off their news to everyone. lol.

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photos for east coast!

i love taking pic wif jessie!

like so natural. OMG!

and the hot sexy babe of the day.

the cool black babes.

headed down to amk hub for dinner, but it was dam pack that we change venue to sumo house!

by then everyone was hungry, so there is very little photo.

busy eating. =))

duan wu jie

yeah so today is duan wu jie, mummy made delicious dumpling. she finally succeed is making a 4 corner dumpling.

wan some? ask me! haha.

ahhh. my nose hurts, sun burned.
currently having rossy cheeks =))
my whole body ache yesterday night. epically my knee, it hurt till i need to massage it before i can get some sleep.

my nose hurt like mad tat made me feel like ripping it off.

but i am unable to do so, so i went mad. crazily mad!

shall post all the pic up when jolene send me the pic.

wahhaha, have been doing my own cooking. =)) coz mummy is out and i dun feel like eating out, so i cook my own food. i love the rice i made. uber nice.

andddd, i think theses food is much more nicer than my fnn practical. at least i dare to eat all these food. ^^

anyways, tmr will be out! finally, i have been bored to death at home.

5a1 girls rmb tomorrow outing.? east coast park. ask Beatrice for more details. k?

wat i am going to present to u is a chio bu la. dun drool over ur key board.!

super chio right?

how nice if ur girlfriend look like this.[if u are a guy la]

but wait

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'she' is a guy la.

wah if i got half of her look i will be duper happy

but sadly dun have.

this also shows tat girls looking at girls who are even more chio than them will make them feel jealousy

and i waner have her look and figure.

damp on these guys. make girls have lesser guys to choose.